A Cat's Perspective: Eye Candy I Cannot Eat

While humans find certain things to be entertaining or amusing, those of us with a slightly higher IQ understand that they are NOT entertaining or amusing.  Take, for instance, the bird feeder.  First of all, WHY would anyone feed a bird except to make it nice and plump for dinner? Secondly, WHY would anyone put a bird feeder right by a window or a glass door?  It’s as if these humans (as much as I DO love them) think it’s fun to torment me.  DAILY, I watch as scrumptious little meals flit about pecking at seeds right by the door to our deck.  The only problem is that I am not allowed outside (said the cat with serious bitterness).  So, I watch them through the stupid glass.  I think that even the birds mock me; sometimes they get really close to the glass and look right at me.  It’s just not right.Then, there’s the squirrel…but I’m not even going to go there…

 

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